I love some of the things that fly out of my compatriot's mouth's while we're off in RPG land having fun. Here are some of the gems that came of Pathfinder.
Ice Giant demi-god: I can give you the power to turn undead.
Shane as Gunyark Bitterbrew (a dwarf cleric who cannot turn undead): I have nothing of you!
Chris as Thunk Not-an-Orc (human druid, usually in beast form, is a panther): But then you'll be WHOOOOLE.
After my character Flannery the Alchemist tells Thunk who has somehow mistaken unsmelted silver for tuna and tries to eat it to let her weigh and measure any of the tuna he eats for an experiment in making people turn blue Page just had to interject OOC.
Page: Hey! Maybe that's why nobility was called 'blue bloods'. It's because they ate off of silver dishes and silverware and turned blue!
Bitterbrew: *goes to open the portcullis with the stairs on the other side*
Thunk: Don't touch! Stairs will escape.
Bitterbrew: What?!
Thunk: Nothing on the other side but Stairs. Portcullis has no reason to be there except for Stairs. So, if opened Stairs will escape.
Bitterbrew: I see you had an extra helping of stupid this morning.
Thunk: Well you had extra helping of SHORT!
OOC banter that makes me laugh every time.
Page: A Horriblist is a person who shoots giant cross bows.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Jex: Maybe if you hold on to the cross bow bolt.
Chris: Then you'd be dead.
Jesse: No, like, hold it backwards, hold the bolt with one hand and with another bolt in the other hand hit the trigger. *makes end over end gesture with his hands*
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Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Monday, September 17, 2012
It's been Toooooo Looooong
Other than the nerve wracking intro to my husband's newest Stress Exercise... er I mean.... Shieldless Chapter I've been on the Island of No RPGing.
I feel kinda sad.
However, I have been glued to the internet, figured out the Nexus 7 Jex bought, and started White Knight Chronicles. Not sure how high up on the nerddom scale that is. But I was declared the TechSupport of our house when we got the internet hooked up and the modem didn't want to communicate with the router. All I did was call internet provider for the IP address and ask for any tips in case it didn't work. It didn't feel like anything Nerdworthy.... but somehow it seems to be viewed that way. *shrugs*
I feel kinda sad.
However, I have been glued to the internet, figured out the Nexus 7 Jex bought, and started White Knight Chronicles. Not sure how high up on the nerddom scale that is. But I was declared the TechSupport of our house when we got the internet hooked up and the modem didn't want to communicate with the router. All I did was call internet provider for the IP address and ask for any tips in case it didn't work. It didn't feel like anything Nerdworthy.... but somehow it seems to be viewed that way. *shrugs*
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